Dirty Grandpa (2016)

Jason’s (Zac Efron) a young up and comer,
who’s trying to have it all,
engaged to an over-bearing hottie,
and securing his future in boring, corporate law.

But now comes the odd coupling,
and an epic road trip with his recently widowed grandpa (Robert DiNero),
and he’s about to find out,
that there’s some spark in this old man after all.

Zany, reaching
and obtusely profane,
Dirty Grandpa, tries desperately
to inhabit a hip domainn

How the mighty have fallen,
as Dinero shuffles and squints for a buck
And if you’re looking for something original,
You are out of luck.

A few laugh out loud moments,
a fleeting glimpse of a plot
Worth your hard earned $12?
Dirty Grandpa is not.

The Untouchables (1987)

Why did America have prohibition?
That’s not important here.
It’s time to find the bad guys,
who are importing all the beer.

Elliott Ness is a joke,
but soon assembles a crew,
anxious to take down Al Capone,
and do whatever they have to do.

Gun battles, bravado, and
the De Palma-Hitchcockian touch,
with a booming score from Ennio Morricone,
Untouchables will…touch?