13 Hours (2016)

Third world meanies, are menacing the streets,
Where the good guys, are just trying to do their part,
Make it through the day, get some pay,
with the occasional, (manly) heart-to-heart.

Suddenly the ambassador’s compound is raided,
And the US team takes a major dive,
The fight is then taken to the secret CIA base,
Where our heroes fight,
to keep the egg-heads alive.

Ridiculous bravado and patriotic banter,
Bookend video game-level violence,
But taken with a satirical slant,
You might actually be able to enjoy this.

Visually stunning and generally “ok” acted,
13 Hours does entertain
Just engage your inner 13 year old
and remember to turn off your brain.

  • 85%
    Cinematic Rhymes Score - 85%